UNIBEN END OF SEMESTER EXAMINATION

INSTRUCTION: Answer all questions
**NO CHEATING, SIDE TALKING, GIRAFFE-ING, GOOGLING, YAHOO-ING etc.

1. Who was Nigeria's first wheel barrow pusher?

2. Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Akara and Yam?

3. What is the full name of the first Nigerian tout (Agbero)?

4a. How much in total did Anini steal during his lifetime as an armed robber?
b. How much did he give to the masses?
c. How much did he give to his mother?

5. Who was the first child to trek to school?

6a. Where was the first indigenous madman/ madwoman from?
b. What was his/her name?

7a. What is the full meaning of the acronym SUYA?
b. Who invented it?
c. Who was the first customer to buy it?

8a. Who was the first woman to spend the N1000 note?
b. Where?
c. When?
d. What did she buy?

9. As at April 2013, how many mosquitoes were in Aso Rock? (give your answer in binary form)

10.a. Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri without Sugar?
b. Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri with sugar?

GOODLUCK!!

Pray Well

One day, Ben went to church to pray.
God appeared and asked "Ben what do you wish for"?
Ben replied "God, please I want to drive a big car with
plenty of girls in it"
God exclaimed. "Amen, may your wish be done"
Currently, Ben is now a bus driver at Baptist Girls High School.

😜😜😃😄😀
Lesson: 

Pray well... be specific and clearly communicate your wishes!

By:

Prince Brown Onwukwe

God Bless You, Son

5 year old son.....after reading story of a king.....

Son: Mom, I also want 4 wives.....one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.......

Mom: And one will put you to sleep....

Son: No mom, i will still sleep with you

Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son

Mom: but who will sleep with your 4 wives

Son: Let them sleep with daddy

Daddy's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son ! 

By:

Prince Brown Onwukwe

POLICE CATCH THIEF

A.    AMERICA POLICE STYLE:

Allow the thief to finish stealing, then they use sophisticated gadgets to catch thief.

B.    CHINESE POLICE STYLE:

Chase the thief until he becomes tired then catch him.

C.     ARABIAN POLICE STYLE:

Kidnap the thief's wife and then threaten the thief to surrender.

D.    INDIAN POLICE STYLE:

Sing for the thief until he comes close to the trap, then catch him.

E.    NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE:

Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees that he's a thief.....

TRUE or FALSE

BY:
Tracy Chapele

IS THERE ANYONE WHO WANTS THIS WEDDING NOT TO HOLD? SPEAK UP NOW OR...

At a wedding ceremony, the officiating minister asked if there was any one who had anything to say as regards the union of the two;

Hell broke loose when a woman at the back with a child